10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier