10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• in the poker game of life women are the rake