10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."