10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]