10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz