10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike