10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright