10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.