10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "No river, no fish."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.