10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves