10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!