10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.