10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!