10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.