10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders