10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is