10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.