10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it