10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --