10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fold and live to fold again
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen