10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-