10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth