10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.