10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)