10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.