10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed