10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• if u play for the thrill u are ill