10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'