10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!