10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "No river, no fish."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm