10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.