10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier