10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "No river, no fish."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.