10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?