10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm