10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.