10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."