10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak