10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.