10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.