10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- It's Free To Fold...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."