10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!