10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "No river, no fish."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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