10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword