10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die