10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Fold and live to fold again