10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth