10 Random Poker Quotes

You have to piss with the dick you have
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Why not, when some because there are three.