10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves