10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-